CNATUC - 50TH!

Can't believe I almost forgot this one... 

CAPTAIN NEMO AND THE 

UNDERWATER CITY
1969

Aye, aye ~ it was, admittedly and absolutely, the hardest thing to do: 

determining who was the true Underwater Queen here - 

Nanette or Luciana? 

For both would have been -for different reasons, somehow- excellent 

choices to portray a QUEEN OF ATLANTIS type; 

the next best thing to an actual flesh-and-blood MERA, indeed! 

And for years this would be the closest we would get to it, too! 

Alas - CHUCK CONNORS would be the closest we'd get to an 

AQUAMAN, also - for many, many years! 

It is no wonder that DC was the first to get their underwater superhero 

into live action and onto the big screen ~ they had been there before! 

Warner Bros will always trump (pardon the expression; these days, 

it has to be pardoned...) miserable envious Marvel and all of its 

aspirations - which have led them to their unholy alliance with the Rat! 

Disney may have had the official 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea 

done up about a decade earlier; but this film from the year of our Lord 

nineteen sixty-nine had it closer to what the filmgoing audience wanted! 

Jules Verne himself would have said so - were he alive! 

They had to replace Kirk Douglas with Chuck Connors - so what! 

James Mason and Robert Ryan were pretty much the same; 

and with ladies Newman and Paluzzi onboard, 

the scales tip decisively in favor of CNATUC! 

So very ironic, is it not: just as Nicole Kidman 

and Amber Heard have made AQUAMAN a hit 

(and OHMSS was saved by the presence of 

Diana Rigg, for the most part!) 

this film also owes it all... to its ladies! 

(And the director's craft... maybe!) 

And its soundtrack music ~ 

here also the work of a LADY: 

~Angela Morley ~

And if you don't agree, you can have some 

Irwin Allen fare instead ~ from 1967! 

...still better than a Disney treatment! 

Or anything that came after...! 

(circa 1975... onwards!)

AQUAMAN approves! 

BTPOTA - 50TH!

another classic film; 

another milestone 

 BENEATH THE PLANET 

 OF THE APES 

(1969; NOT 1970!) 

In one of the most notable bits of cinematic continuity 

ever seen up until that point - after all the Hammer 

classics of horror and the likes of Charlie Chan, 

Inspector Clouseau and The Thin Man, perhaps - 

reputed actor Charlton Heston agreed to 

make an appearance in this sequel 

to the film adaptation of the Pierre Boulle novel 

that he had starred in just a few years earlier... 

(Because, although it was indisputably crafted 

and produced in 1969, this movie was truly 

released to the world in 1970 - I'll admit...! 

But you'll have to swallow that, POTA, which was 

released in 1968, was really made in... 1967!) 

Heston further cemented his reputation 

as a classical actor - one had been both 

Moses and Ben Hur in legendary productions 

helmed by prestigious directors - 

who was willing to take part in 

science-fiction projects... 

He was a few years away from becoming 

the OMEGA MAN ~ and, as such, he'd  

have fit right into the action in this 

very apocalyptic sequel 

to the Planet of the Apes! 

The soundtrack music was composed masterfully 

by veteran composer Leonard Rosenman 

James Franciscus, as the "replacement hero of service" 

was more than adequate and equal to the task 

of carrying the entire movie on his shoulders 

(the two thirds of it, anyhow) 

But he was quickly relegated to the backdrop 

once Charlton Heston's character makes his appearance; 

and that was quite jarring and disappointing. 

Young movie aficionado me, already quick 

to pick up on those things, had a strange sense 

of déjà vu here; for it reminded me 

of various other franchises/series/properties 

in which the archetypical hero figure 

was that certain type of hero: 

square-jawed, dark, ravenous, brooding 

(and dark-haired, too!) type of guy - 

like James Bond, Matt Helm, Major Mason, 

Tarzan, Green Hornet, James West, 

And whenever there was a blond-haired, 

valiant and noble figure around 

(OK, sometimes he was of another ethnicity; 

other times he was more of a brainy type, 

like Artemus Gordon for example...) 

he always played second-fiddle to the archetype! 

It was so very true on The Man From U.N.C.L.E. 

with Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin. 

And it was true in the realm of super-heroes, 

with Superman and Aquaman... 

And here it was once again: 

with Taylor and Brent on the POTA! 

That was... regrettable. 

Director Ted Post was at fault...? 

The author of the screenplay? 

Producers...? The studio...? 

They were all very understandably grateful 

to Heston for his participation; but giving him 

the central figure spot for the movie's climax 

was not at all what he wanted here...! 

Much like Harrison Ford requested 

in exchange of his participation in 

Star Wars The Force Awakens, 

Charlton Heston wanted to have his character 

promptly killed off for good in this one; 

so he would never have to reprise the role - 

ever again! 

Ironically enough, many years later, 

when a remake was finally put together 

(one that misses the mark considerably 

even though it is more faithful to the 

source material than the original was!) 

Heston would agree to portray one of the 

Simians, this time out...! 

Stepping into the shoes of cast mate 

Maurice Evans, certainly...  

Evans, along with Kim Hunter, 

Linda Harrison and Roddy McDowell 

had all reprised their roles 

for BTPOTA ~ flawlessly! 

The same could not quite be said 

of Heston's second time out as "Taylor"... 

Turning 50 in 2019

... which means it was made...  

it got created... or conceived... 

or it took place, somehow, at some point 

in 1969! 

1969 is 50

...and so are all of the 

following ladies... 

Jennifer Aniston 

Holly Aird 

Allison Balson 

Danielle Brisebois  

Bobbie Brown 

Martha Byrne 

Edwidge Danticat 

Cathy Dennis 

Sandy Denton 

Ami Dolenz 

Candy Dulfer 

Danielle Egnew 

Erika Eleniak 

Angie Everhart 

Gisselle 

Lucero 

Emma Rabbe 

and many, many more...

Now, it is not like a gentleman 

to ask a lady her age ~ they say! 

But... we didn't ask them! 

WE... GOOGLE! 

And, besides, 

who are they, anyway? 

Human beings - who age, 

like everybody else...! 

Googling ~ it is the way to go; 

we can find every info we want 

that safe and sure-as-heck way! 

There is a website for everything! 

And wouldn't you know it: 

there's just the perfect site 

for this sort of data, too: 

and it's called 

PATHETIC FACTS. 

The above (virtually unknown) singer 

was born a good 30 years earlier... 

her song was born in '69, tho! 

However, Mariah was not born in 1969 - 

it was 1970 - we've established that! 

(In the preceding video ~ right after 

Ed Hensley's very own 1969 tune!) 

But guess who else was born in 1969?  

Who else was "just born to lose" - ultimately? 

Here are but two clues now:  

she is hailed as a greater actress 

than all of the previously mentioned 

-born in the same year as she was- 

COMBINED... 

(Yeah; she is that overrated!) 

AND... 

they gave her the sobriquet... 

The ultimate compliment... 

*The* title of... 

LUMINOUS. 

THEY DARED. 

YEAH! 

Cate Blanchett shares, 

with Carrie Stevens, 

Holly Aird and Pat Hurst, 

the luminous distinction alright: 

that of having been born in 

the month of flowers ~ 

IN MAY...!!! 

AND IN 1969!!! 

However... 

See? She is NOT "luminous" one iota!!! 

1969

...not even The Count 

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT: 

the single most compelling 

performance of all ~ 

50 years ago...

Oops... where did it go? 

Oh well... 

Here are the runners-up: