1969 is 50

...and so are all of the 

following ladies... 

Jennifer Aniston 

Holly Aird 

Allison Balson 

Danielle Brisebois  

Bobbie Brown 

Martha Byrne 

Edwidge Danticat 

Cathy Dennis 

Sandy Denton 

Ami Dolenz 

Candy Dulfer 

Danielle Egnew 

Erika Eleniak 

Angie Everhart 

Gisselle 

Lucero 

Emma Rabbe 

and many, many more...

Now, it is not like a gentleman 

to ask a lady her age ~ they say! 

But... we didn't ask them! 

WE... GOOGLE! 

And, besides, 

who are they, anyway? 

Human beings - who age, 

like everybody else...! 

Googling ~ it is the way to go; 

we can find every info we want 

that safe and sure-as-heck way! 

There is a website for everything! 

And wouldn't you know it: 

there's just the perfect site 

for this sort of data, too: 

and it's called 

PATHETIC FACTS. 

The above (virtually unknown) singer 

was born a good 30 years earlier... 

her song was born in '69, tho! 

However, Mariah was not born in 1969 - 

it was 1970 - we've established that! 

(In the preceding video ~ right after 

Ed Hensley's very own 1969 tune!) 

But guess who else was born in 1969?  

Who else was "just born to lose" - ultimately? 

Here are but two clues now:  

she is hailed as a greater actress 

than all of the previously mentioned 

-born in the same year as she was- 

COMBINED... 

(Yeah; she is that overrated!) 

AND... 

they gave her the sobriquet... 

The ultimate compliment... 

*The* title of... 

LUMINOUS. 

THEY DARED. 

YEAH! 

Cate Blanchett shares, 

with Carrie Stevens, 

Holly Aird and Pat Hurst, 

the luminous distinction alright: 

that of having been born in 

the month of flowers ~ 

IN MAY...!!! 

AND IN 1969!!! 

However... 

See? She is NOT "luminous" one iota!!!