Battle of the Sexists!!!

I tell you... 

That movie would be far more aptly titled as such

...indeed! 

And here is why:

SPOILERS ALERT: 

This silly film glorifies the rise of LGBTQ rights 

(it even throws in an openly gay actor 

playing the part of an historically-unlikely character 

prophetizing the time when, we quote, his kind 

will be ''free to love who we love'' - right!) 

when, in fact, it is all about athletics and, 

as one athlete ages, he cannot compete any more 

not even with someone he would have owned, 

in his prime...! 

How could a film relating a so-called historical moment 

give way to so much reverse-sexism...

and even sexism within the alleged heroism; 

I mean, how else do you call the treatment 

that the ''girlfriend'' gets throughout this thing, 

really, from the so-called, purported-to-be 

great heroine for feminism and LGBT rights?!? 

AND IF THIS WAS TRULY ABOUT LGBTQ... 

Why end it this way: 

we learn what came of Billie Jean King... 

and her failed marriage to her Larry...

we learn what became of Bobby Riggs 

and his Priscilla...  (They remarried!) 

But narrow a clue is given of what came of 

''Marilyn'' the hairdresser 

who so generously and so conveniently 

was there to help Billie Jean 

go gay!!! 

AND THIS WAS THE LONE TRUE 

''SECRET'' 

THAT THIS FILM 

COULD DISPENSE...!!! 

THE SECRET AFFAIR 

BEHIND THE SCENES 

OF THIS ''EVENT''...

And Sara can can it with her tune there: 

it adds nothing to a non-point! 

A cause célèbre, 

historical match-up 

and ''major turning point'' 

they said, referencing it...

A non-event, a farce and a sham, 

if you ask me! 

And a very average movie, too! 

One imagines, also, that IIana 

(or whatever her name is - 

Billie Jean's old lover; 

she's just a dyke 

like most everyone else! 

But she may have 

a jealous streak...? 

Sing it to the tune 

of that old Michael Jackson classic now 

--- why don't you!) 

prevented any more importance 

or time in the spotlight be given 

the character of ''Marilyn'' there... 

She's not part of the purported-to-be 

''match of the century'' there; 

she was just the love interest... 

her fate is unimportant - is that it?!?

REALLY, FOLKS, 

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN 

THIS MOVIE INSTEAD: