Life Needs Cinemax...?

Yeah, sure, I'll take
fries with that...

The best way to sell something
is to make darn sure that people will buy into
the lie that they NEED it -
and not only do they need it,
they need it bad - REAL BAD. 
Achieving this is an art unto itself.

Well, the truth is
each and every one of us
needs Cinemax so darn bad
in their dull lives
about as BAD as we all need
our sphincters checked
and our urethral pressure profiling
regularly done in order to
spice up our daily routines!

With movies like the ones served up
on the menu above, that's exactly
what it is like -
as you sit down on uncomfortable cinechairs
to watch that cinecrap
for hours and hours,
while indulging in cinegrub
that barely deserves the denomination of "food"
ruining our health in more than
one single notable way...!

Yeah folks -
WE NEED CINEMAX.
And Cinemax needs a life of its own.
Indubitably.