T.U.A. °~° NUA!

No ~ not Tua the football player...

Not In Tua Nua... the band: 

The original T.U.A. 
~ Two Undercover Agents!!
And both of them pretty much... nuas! 

(1969)

Imagine the disappointing bit 

of lethargy/apathy/contempt 

developing here now: 

when it is tumblr that reminds us 

of an old, forgotten piece of 

smut cinema (!) 

(allegedly celebrating 

50 years now, too...) 

--- and not IMDB!!! 

It is - it really is a 1969 film! 

Along with The Color of Pomegranates... 

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie... 

The Milky Way, 

The Wild Bunch, 

Guns of the Magnificent Seven, 

On Her Majesty's Secret Service, 

Beneath the Planet of the Apes, 

Captain Nemo and the Underwater City, 

The Laughing Woman, 

The Madwoman of Chaillot, 

Shark, Queimada, 

Venus In Furs, 

Fellini Satyricon, 

The Extraordinary Seaman, 

Age of Consent, 

Cactus Flower, 

Hello Dolly, 

Sweet Charity, 

Goodbye Columbus, 

Goodbye Mr. Chips, 

The Big Bounce, 

The Big Cube, 

Justine, De Sade, 

Medium Cool, 

Midnight Cowboy 

AND 

Putney Swope 

... among many, many others. 

But... What was the problem? 

Jess Franco couldn't afford a 3rd one? 

He couldn't bring himself to bring in, 

for the umpteenth time, his wife 

Ro (whatwashernameagain) 

to be the third angel here?!? 

Granted, she could do vampire 

or whore - but she wouldn't have been 

all that believable as an angel... 

Luckily, here ~ YouTube has provided 

the missing third undercover angel: