Scarlett has nothing this Scala hasn't got!

In the category 
''movies we wish were real movies'' - 

this one is hard to beat! 

JAVA 
FOREVER AND EVER!

(eat your heart out, 
Windows!)

Pushing the fine art of making 

obviously fake trailers 

for obviously fake movies 

(hey - OFMs! 
Eat your heart out, 
ONF!) 

upping the ante 
(that folks will get the jokes) 
while risking multi-party 
legal woes...

thus, throwing caution 
to the four winds even - 
above and beyond reason, 
verily...!

Have a look:

(YouTube willing)

Scala Johansson -

priceless!