The Art Of "Beautifying" The Creepiest Things - Or Render It More Alluring, Even When Undead!

Future cult movie classic?

Looks so bad it could be great: Zombie Strippers.» Trailer

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We can observe here though a SECOND artform:
that of the NEWSMEDIA when they can juxtapose
the most dysfunctional topics - in total
NEAR-COMICAL (no matter how distasteful)
and POLITICALLY-INCORRECT fashion!

Zombie Strippers... Right next to THIS:

'Don't know why she lived'

Oldest human alive rings in another year,

while researchers remain stumped.» How old is she?

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Whoever is the news editor on Yahoo -
shame on you, dude!